Before you go any further, we hope you understand that this site is intended as a humorous joke. It DOES NOT actually detect pregnancies. Period. So all you lawyers out there rubbing your sticky little hands together, you can stop now. Like we said, this site is just a joke and doesn't really detect anything, including pregnancies.
We understand that some of you folks out there on the IntarWeb might not be smart enough to figure this out on your own, so we're letting you know right now so there aren't any misunderstandings, okay? We don't really detect pregnancies. If you think you might be pregnant, go see a doctor, don't fiddle around on some ridiculous web site put together by disfunctional whackos like us!
We hope you enjoyed ThePregnancyTester.com and got a good laugh out of it. If you did, please send us 20 bucks. Hah! We're just kidding about the 20 bucks thing. Say, did we mention that this site doesn't really detect pregnancies?
Here's a bunch of dreary legal mumbo-jumbo. Reading it will simulate morning sickness pretty well.